We’ve got 99 problems and a surprising number of them can be boiled down to “The existence of billionaires is incompatible with democracy”
this is a foundational text to me i can’t believe it hasn’t even cracked 4k retweets
Having some tea earl grey hot….. just like that bald bitch John Luke the Card
this is an example of defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary - like honkwiching - is taken and described as something that sounds weird and foreign
Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement
rip to the person who understood this comic the most
Yes it is! 🎃🍂
a fun thing that happens during this process is you’ll have these private companies hire the ejected government employees who are experts in their respective field. the private company will then contract with the government to replace the lost function or service
so you have the exact same people doing the exact same labor but now you have a CEO/board of directors and a shit ton of other overhead costs in addition to the base cost of labor. This means the amount of services per tax payer dollar falls drastically. All in the name of “efficiency” and “lowering costs”
in a kill it with your sword kill it with your sword amen mood today
[text description:
“My personal favorite Saint Michael prayer was composed by the then-four-year-old son of Fr. Stephen Freeman, an Orthodox priest:
Dear St, Michael, guard my room.
Don’t let anything eat me or kill me.
Kill it with your sword. Kill it with your sword. Amen. (12)”
/End Description]
The real issue between Tim Allen’s Jason and Alan Rickman’s Alexander in Galaxy Quest was that Jason was blissfully unaware of any of the fanfic people had written about their two characters while Alexander had been asked in detail about some of the finer points of Mak'tar “biology” at every con since the 80s